I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year:
May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is unlikely to be asked to return.
June: Muskrat foolishly drives to south Georgia wearing pink in Lost: the endangered Parisian pink Muskrat.
July: Muskrat opens the vault and reads from his childhood journals about a trip out West in Friday, July 17, 1989 (the day I crapped in a sauna).
August: Muskrat relates the tale of his summer job at Chuck E. Cheese in Friday the 13th, August 1993: dressed like a rat, I made kids cry.
September: Muskrat vents a bit in To the prefacers and forwarders, eat a dick.
October: Muskrat admits some courtroom gaffes in A few of my favorite mistakes.
November: Muskrat reveals how he alters fairy tales in A princess needs a prince like a fish needs a bicycle.
December: Muskrat gets caught with his pants down in Were I a dinosaur, I’d be mega-sore-ass.
And, for good measure, I’ll throw in Pretty Bride’s favorite–an account of Muskrat’s inadvertent soliciting to terrorists in Who wants to rent from an infidel?