For the past several days, every time one of us opens the door leading to the basement, a little brown mouse scurries down from the top step, cuts right into the bathroom, and then disappears under the door into the garage. I usually chase him with whatever’s in my hand (trying to trap him [...]
Actual emails from the past 10 minutes (I didn’t bother correcting typos and errors):
Me: We had a couple showings the past couple weekends. Any feedback?
My Realtor: Hi, I spoke to Debbie already and she let me know your place was too small for her clients. They make independent films and needed [...]
So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook. I click “ignore.”
A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note:
I’m not sure if this is the Mack I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp Winnataska who has a sister named Mindy. [...]
Maddie the Toddler turned 3 last weekend, so we decided to throw a “Three-esta” and invite all our neighbors with children (and a few without) for fun with quesadillas, a pinata, Fanta, and tequila. I even told everyone they could park in the front yard and wear wife-beater tank tops.
Then I got really excited [...]
I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year:
May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is unlikely to be asked to return.
June: [...]
