I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year: May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is […]
Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!
The first time I deployed in support of OIF, Americans were still fairly novel creatures to the regular “Joe Iraqi” townsfolk, as were our beardless faces, our cargo pants, and–most intriguing–our sunglasses. On one of the two trips I took “outside the wire” while there (both unauthorized), I saw firsthand […]
Father Muskrat (taking a pull from a hidden flask and muttering to himself): Who’s there? Brenda: It is I, Father. And it stinks in here, by the way. FM: Well, it is the season for merry-making, and this pious old barrister has been included on a lot of guest lists […]
A short time ago, I volunteered to allow the foul, but frequently brilliant, Avitable to interview me. Here are the results: 1. Please explain the rule against perpetuities using sexual terminology. First of all, the RAP is, arguably, the most difficult concept one must grasp to pass the Multistate Bar […]
