A short time ago, I volunteered to allow the foul, but frequently brilliant, Avitable to interview me. Here are the results: 1. Please explain the rule against perpetuities using sexual terminology. First of all, the RAP is, arguably, the most difficult concept one must grasp to pass the Multistate Bar Exam. The California Supreme Court [...]
My first customer participant in the Friday confessional is supposed to be anonymous, but, looking through this screen, it appears to be…yes…it sounds like… Bee? Bee: Back in my youth, I, like Katy Perry, kissed a girl and I liked it. What should my penance be, Father Muskrat?* FM: Wait. Are you talking about this [...]
This poster hangs in our powder room. So, whenever Maddie the Toddler and I are in the den, and she belts out an “Oh go potty!” we see this poster. She’ll sit on the john while I hold her little shoulders to keep her from falling in, and she’ll point to Darth Vader and say, [...]
There are few endeavors at which I do not excel. Precious few. Poker, however, is one of them. I was pretty good in undergrad (read: lucky) and won some cash off several friends who drank more than I did, but now that everyone but me has been watching it on TV every week and actually [...]
At 6:50 this morning, I was in Musktopia. I was frolicking on lake shores, eating shell crackers and kicking some beaver ass. A previously unnoticed beaver rose from his dam with warpaint on his face and a bow in his hand. His battle cry of “Ahgopotty Ahgopotty Ahgopotty!” was my only warning. An arrow came [...]
