Or else it gets the hose again.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
Last weekend, Maddie’s preschool had some kind of singing celebration thing that involved their borrowing a church in midtown in the middle of the afternoon and singing songs of peace to honor MLK. The instructions sent home to parents said something like this: Children are encouraged to dress in a […]
Some Christmas presents are so great that they need to be re-gifted. I may have given this gift a couple of years ago, but I want you, dear Internet, to get it again. And here it is — The coveted dick in a box. You’re welcome.