So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook. I click “ignore.”
A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note:
I’m not sure if this is the Mack I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp Winnataska who has a sister named Mindy. [...]
Maddie the Toddler turned 3 last weekend, so we decided to throw a “Three-esta” and invite all our neighbors with children (and a few without) for fun with quesadillas, a pinata, Fanta, and tequila. I even told everyone they could park in the front yard and wear wife-beater tank tops.
Then I got really excited [...]
I’m pretty sure I might have hemorrhoids. I’ve been pretty sure for years, but there’s only irritation when I’ve been traveling and mess up my eating/sleeping/bathroom routines, like visiting multiple houses for Christmas can do.
But I’m worried about it today, because I’m back at work, where the paper is one step above corncobs in [...]
Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!
Remember that post about a 5th grade field trip to Huntsville, Alabama? Here are some of the searches that are, as a result of that post, leading here:
“dad boner” — There is a cause and effect relationship here, you know.
“why does my boner go up” — Because you told it to, Drill Sergeant!
“briefs boner” — [...]
