Or else it gets the hose again.

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And that’s all I have to say about that.

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Last weekend, Maddie’s preschool had some kind of singing celebration thing that involved their borrowing a church in midtown in the middle of the afternoon and singing songs of peace to honor MLK. The instructions sent home to parents said something like this: Children are encouraged to dress in a manner that honors their ethnic [...]

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Some Christmas presents are so great that they need to be re-gifted.  I may have given this gift a couple of years ago, but I want you, dear Internet, to get it again. And here it is – The coveted dick in a box.  You’re welcome.

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So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook.  I click “ignore.” A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note: I’m not sure if this is the Mack I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp Winnataska who has a sister [...]

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