12.24i’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’. and i got just the one.
Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!
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Dude, you are way too focused on your weiner -a bunch of pee entries and now this. Freaky freak! {said in best Foamy voice}
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December 25th, 2008 at 12:35 AM
You are too funny. I shouldn’t even be up to see this, but (un?) fortunately I am.
I thought I was bad, putting a photo of Ozzy up yesterday, but you take the cake, my friend. Good job. Hope Pretty Bride enjoys.
Unfinished Rambler’s last blog post..Ozzy rules! And yet another meaningless poll: Favorite Christmas comedy songs
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December 25th, 2008 at 2:16 AM
Those photos were the highpoint of my Xmas.
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December 25th, 2008 at 5:41 AM
Of course, some packages are not packed by volume and some settling of the contents may have occurred.
Shieldmaiden96’s last blog post..Exhibiting my meme-ory
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December 25th, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Nice to see that some guys still dress UP for Christmas (or stay in their work clothes as the case may be in Lawyerville)!
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December 25th, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Ah, dick in a box. The gift that keeps on giving.
Candice’s last blog post..The suspense must be killing you..
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December 25th, 2008 at 7:43 PM
Ahhh rat, I see you are almost at the bottom of your seventh glass of wine. And the sunglasses, give it a bit of a ‘law enforcement’ kind of touch. Now, my dying wonder…what was the song being played during all that dancing with wine and that vicariously placed gift?
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December 26th, 2008 at 9:44 AM
“You put your junk in the box…” Ahhh, my favorite gift to give as well. It’s priceless in value, surprising by nature, and comes with a lifetime extended warranty. My second favorite gift is “ass in a sling”. Happy Festivus to all.
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December 26th, 2008 at 2:19 PM
The sun glasses make it all the better.
Merry Christmas Father Muskrat!
Brenda-SeriouslyMama’s last blog post..Over the hills and through the woods…
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December 26th, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Pretty impressive package my friend. But wait – how come you’re all alone?
Jeff’s last blog post..You can’t make this stuff up
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December 26th, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Countessa, I didn’t think such a state as “too focused on your wiener” existed.
UR, I’m not sure if she enjoyed it…she did LOL while taking the picture, though.
FreeMan, Glad I could lift your spirits on your not-so-favorite holiday.
ShieldMaiden, No settling here.
Bill, That’s how I roll.
Candice, It does keep giving. And giving.
Harlin, Obviously, it was Justin Timberlake’s “Dick in a Box”
Brother, Thanks! You too. Glad I kept my ass out the sling.
Brenda, You too! I like to be a giver.
Jeff, Someone had to take the picture.
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December 27th, 2008 at 1:59 PM
As much as I loved my gifts this year, nothing tops the Dick in a Box.
J and I laugh our asses off every time we see that clip.. It’s right up there with Punched!, I’m surprised I haven’t ‘literally’ received that gift.
ChurchPunkMom’s last blog post..Why do you call it CHRISTmas??
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December 27th, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Watch the paper cuts. I noticed “Tongue in a mousetrap” was much less popular.
NukeDad’s last blog post..A Photographic (After) Christmas Story
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December 27th, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Liked the post keep them coming
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November 24th, 2009 at 2:32 AM
It’s a Christmas miracle!
.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..brown paper packages tied up with string =-.
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December 25th, 2009 at 12:53 PM
FYI, I’m looking forward to Christmas in July. Just sayin’.
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