Gratuitously offensive

i’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’. and i got just the one.

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Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!

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17 Comments

  1. Dude, you are way too focused on your weiner -a bunch of pee entries and now this. Freaky freak! {said in best Foamy voice}

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  2. You are too funny. I shouldn’t even be up to see this, but (un?) fortunately I am. 🙂 I thought I was bad, putting a photo of Ozzy up yesterday, but you take the cake, my friend. Good job. Hope Pretty Bride enjoys.

    Unfinished Rambler’s last blog post..Ozzy rules! And yet another meaningless poll: Favorite Christmas comedy songs

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  3. Those photos were the highpoint of my Xmas.

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  4. Of course, some packages are not packed by volume and some settling of the contents may have occurred.

    Shieldmaiden96’s last blog post..Exhibiting my meme-ory

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  5. Nice to see that some guys still dress UP for Christmas (or stay in their work clothes as the case may be in Lawyerville)!

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  6. Ah, dick in a box. The gift that keeps on giving.

    Candice’s last blog post..The suspense must be killing you..

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  7. Ahhh rat, I see you are almost at the bottom of your seventh glass of wine. And the sunglasses, give it a bit of a ‘law enforcement’ kind of touch. Now, my dying wonder…what was the song being played during all that dancing with wine and that vicariously placed gift?

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  8. “You put your junk in the box…” Ahhh, my favorite gift to give as well. It’s priceless in value, surprising by nature, and comes with a lifetime extended warranty. My second favorite gift is “ass in a sling”. Happy Festivus to all.

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  9. The sun glasses make it all the better.

    Merry Christmas Father Muskrat!

    Brenda-SeriouslyMama’s last blog post..Over the hills and through the woods…

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  10. Pretty impressive package my friend. But wait – how come you’re all alone?

    Jeff’s last blog post..You can’t make this stuff up

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  11. Countessa, I didn’t think such a state as “too focused on your wiener” existed.

    UR, I’m not sure if she enjoyed it…she did LOL while taking the picture, though.

    FreeMan, Glad I could lift your spirits on your not-so-favorite holiday.

    ShieldMaiden, No settling here.

    Bill, That’s how I roll.

    Candice, It does keep giving. And giving.

    Harlin, Obviously, it was Justin Timberlake’s “Dick in a Box”

    Brother, Thanks! You too. Glad I kept my ass out the sling.

    Brenda, You too! I like to be a giver.

    Jeff, Someone had to take the picture.

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  12. As much as I loved my gifts this year, nothing tops the Dick in a Box. 🙂

    J and I laugh our asses off every time we see that clip.. It’s right up there with Punched!, I’m surprised I haven’t ‘literally’ received that gift.

    ChurchPunkMom’s last blog post..Why do you call it CHRISTmas??

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  13. Watch the paper cuts. I noticed “Tongue in a mousetrap” was much less popular.

    NukeDad’s last blog post..A Photographic (After) Christmas Story

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  14. Liked the post keep them coming

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  15. It’s a Christmas miracle!
    .-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..brown paper packages tied up with string =-.

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  16. FYI, I’m looking forward to Christmas in July. Just sayin’.

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