From February 24-26, 2008–46 glorious hours–this Muskrat greeted the world with a porn star mustache. Here is his story. Since puberty, the Muskrat has wanted desperately to have a beard. He wanted to conceal a not-so-great complexion in his youth, and he wanted to stop getting asked how recently he’d […]
The summer after I graduated from high school, I was the rat at Chuck E. Cheese pizza in Goodlettsville, TN. My last day was Friday, August 13; the next day, I was to begin packing for college. I’d worked all afternoon in the gameroom and only had about 15 minutes […]
The Nemesing One had the funniest (in my estimation) caption: “Hee hee. That English chic will never know it was me that gave her VD.” Thanks for your participation! Since The Toddler is away with her grandparents, this avatar’s buttface will have to wait another couple days. There were several […]
Apparently, I wear memorable shoes, because my male colleagues seem to have no trouble knowing that I’m in the bathroom stall when they walk in to use the facilities. For some reason, they feel the need to show off their recognizing my shoes, and they try to strike up conversations […]
Pretty Bride and I were talking about punishment recently and how I thought “time out” was for pussies. She says The Literature says that spanking is not really the best way to teach children right from wrong. This got me to thinking about my childhood and the many, many whippings […]
