somebody puts baby in the corner

I forgot I had this picture lying around.  It’s over a year old, but I thought of it after reading Metro Dad’s plan for creating charitable onesies and shirts.

overheard

From the bathroom:
Yeah!  Mommy went potty!  I so proud of you.
From the den:
Not now, Mommy!  I busy!  I working!
From the bathtub:
I not a baby!  I a lil’ girl.  And tough!
From the toddler bed:
Daddy, Did you see what your daughter did?

okay, not all helmets are worn exclusively by pussyboys

Okay, remember that time I wrote about my disdain for parents who strap a chunk of plastic to their kids’ heads in the hopes that what little goodness is sloshing about between their ears will actually morph into something that gets them somewhere?  Like graduate school?  Or space?  Or some organizational boardroom [...]

through a toddler’s lens

Last weekend, Maddie rooted through our closet and found my camera.  She then began running about the house taking pictures.

The first one appears to be Pretty Bride’s backside, Maddie’s finger, and a portion of our kitchen.  Maddie calls it “Precursor to a Meal.”  It’s available for $20.

Here’s where Maddie really tries to push her art.  [...]

helmets are for pussyboys

A few days ago, Pretty Bride and I were visiting another couple with a young boy about Maddie’s age.  The boy came out of his room to greet us when we walked in the front door, and he was wearing a little white plastic helmet that was tightly cinched to his head.
Me:  “Cool!  Did Andrew [...]