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The Mrs.

how i met yo mama

It was New Year’s Eve 2005.  I reluctantly agreed to attend a party one of my little brother’s thug friends (am I the only person who assumes all my younger sibling’s friends are thugs?) was throwing at his apartment in midtown instead of going out of town like I usually […]

Blogging, Travels

a meme, an award, and a giant johnson

That damned South Carolinian, Bennie, sent this meme requiring an immediate self-aimed picture, but I ain’t playing.  I’m supposed to pass it to 10 folks, but in looking over the acrimonious response he got from the female bloggers he tagged, I’d rather not.  So, I’ll make it voluntary.  If you’re […]

Gratuitously offensive

i’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’. and i got just the one.

Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!

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