Two years ago: Me: Hey, the neighbors say they’re going to send Max to the school for which we’re zoned. Pretty Bride: They won’t do it. Me: I think they will. They’re vegan and drive hybrids and stuff. They’re involved in the local school already, trying to make it better […]
For the past several days, every time one of us opens the door leading to the basement, a little brown mouse scurries down from the top step, cuts right into the bathroom, and then disappears under the door into the garage. I usually chase him with whatever’s in my hand […]
Actual emails from the past 10 minutes (I didn’t bother correcting typos and errors): Me: We had a couple showings the past couple weekends. Any feedback? My Realtor: Hi, I spoke to Debbie already and she let me know your place was too small for her clients. They make independent […]
So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook. I click “ignore.” A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note: I’m not sure if this is the Moe I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp […]
Maddie the Toddler turned 3 last weekend, so we decided to throw a “Three-esta” and invite all our neighbors with children (and a few without) for fun with quesadillas, a pinata, Fanta, and tequila. I even told everyone they could park in the front yard and wear wife-beater tank tops. […]
