Baby, Neighborhood

on elimination

At 6:50 this morning, I was in Musktopia.  I was frolicking on lake shores, eating shell crackers and kicking some beaver ass.  A previously unnoticed beaver rose from his dam with warpaint on his face and a bow in his hand.  His battle cry of “Ahgopotty Ahgopotty Ahgopotty!” was my […]


farewell, backdrop

Apparently, my do-gooder neighbors decided to get up yesterday morning while I was at Saint Simons Island and do some beautification.  Normally, I’d be happy about this, as our ‘hood certainly needs it.  However, they covered up the graffiti from my masthead wall! Just who the hell does this woman […]

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