Last weekend, Maddie’s preschool had some kind of singing celebration thing that involved their borrowing a church in midtown in the middle of the afternoon and singing songs of peace to honor MLK. The instructions sent home to parents said something like this: Children are encouraged to dress in a […]
First, finagle your way into another military-sponsored trip to a base in Hawaii. Second, take an 8-month-old. Third, pray said 8-month-old refrains from screaming during the 19 hours spent on airplanes. Simple! We left on Sunday, a few hours before the Atlanta Snowpocalypse 2011 (leaving my mother in charge of […]
This afternoon, I had to go straight from picking up Maddie at preschool to a meeting with a prospective new realtor. Pretty Bride showed up separately, and we sat around a large glass conference table on Herman Miller Aeron chairs while waiting for the realtor and his associate to enter. […]
2010. The year I worked harder than I ever have, traveled more than I ever have (usually alone), and stressed more than I ever have. I gained fifteen pounds despite losing my balls. I drank to the point of vomiting more times than in college and high school combined. More […]
Some Christmas presents are so great that they need to be re-gifted. I may have given this gift a couple of years ago, but I want you, dear Internet, to get it again. And here it is — The coveted dick in a box. You’re welcome.
