Gratuitously offensive

the christmas box

Some Christmas presents are so great that they need to be re-gifted.  I may have given this gift a couple of years ago, but I want you, dear Internet, to get it again.

And here it is —

The coveted dick in a box.  You’re welcome.

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19 Comments

  1. Uh… yeah… what do you think I could get for that on eBay?

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    muskrat Reply:

    @dave2, I’d set the reserve price at $10,000 but expect more.

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  2. my Christmas is complete
    flutter´s last blog post ..On being brave

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    muskrat Reply:

    @flutter, Mine, too!

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  3. The small gift in a big box! Classic!

    ;-P
    LeSombre´s last blog post ..Back from the Dead

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    I am liking this comment.
    Miss Britt´s last blog post ..Closing Time

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    Sheila Reply:

    Ditto, Britt.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @LeSombre, You just ruined Christmas. Thanks.

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  4. I…I…words pretty much fail me, although the only words I immediately thought were “Muskrat penis!”.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @countessa, In a box!

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  5. Exactly what I wanted! It’s a Christmas miracle!
    Sybil Law´s last blog post ..Twofer!

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    muskrat Reply:

    @sybil, Isn’t it?

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  6. So are the snowmen on the package smoking because you already serviced them?
    SciFi Dad´s last blog post ..The Great Holiday Debate Results

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    muskrat Reply:

    @SciFi Dad, *pleads 5th*

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  7. Pingback: LeSombre » Blog Archive » Robin in a coffin

  8. You know that song “Christmas Shoes,” about the kid who wants to buy his cancer-ridden mom a pair of shoes, but doesn’t have any money until the narrator helps him out?

    Originally that song was called “Christmas Dick in a Box.” Same general premise. Different ending.
    Didactic Pirate´s last blog post ..Scroogin It Up for the Holidays

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    muskrat Reply:

    @didactic pirate, That was beautiful.

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  9. Pu-lease tell me that’s not what you gave your wife for christmas!!!

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    muskrat Reply:

    @jade, It’s all she asked for this year!

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