happy 60-something

Today’s my mom’s birthday.  She was born in ‘46, so she’s pretty old I suppose.  Her present was driving my dad back from a hospital in Chattanooga to their home in northern Alabama following some kind of robotic surgery.  I guess that’s better than having a birthday on the 23rd when he was in surgery, [...]

on father’s day

Apparently, if you have a blog and sometimes metion your having little creatures in your house that resulted from a druken few minutes in your closet during a party at your house, then you’re supposed to write a post about fatherhood on Father’s Day.  At least, that’s what the good daddy bloggers do.  After commenting [...]

as of 8pm on january 24, i’m hung like a ken doll

Last night, I signed the biggest check I’ve ever written… in exchange for handing over my balls.  The recipient was so touched that he decided to give us a minivan in return!  I’d like to think that having a DVD player that will exclusively show “Top Gun,” “Gladiator,” “Braveheart,” and “Dances With Wolves” will help [...]

through a toddler’s lens

Last weekend, Maddie rooted through our closet and found my camera.  She then began running about the house taking pictures.

The first one appears to be Pretty Bride’s backside, Maddie’s finger, and a portion of our kitchen.  Maddie calls it “Precursor to a Meal.”  It’s available for $20.

Here’s where Maddie really tries to push her art.  [...]

helmets are for pussyboys

A few days ago, Pretty Bride and I were visiting another couple with a young boy about Maddie’s age.  The boy came out of his room to greet us when we walked in the front door, and he was wearing a little white plastic helmet that was tightly cinched to his head.
Me:  “Cool!  Did Andrew [...]

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