I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year: May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is […]
At 6:50 this morning, I was in Musktopia. I was frolicking on lake shores, eating shell crackers and kicking some beaver ass. A previously unnoticed beaver rose from his dam with warpaint on his face and a bow in his hand. His battle cry of “Ahgopotty Ahgopotty Ahgopotty!” was my […]
I figure if my mancave can win me $100, perhaps my toddler can bring me some dough too. Here’s the little one, competing in the “2 and under” category for cutest Halloween picture in the Parent Bloggers Network giveaway, sponsored by Blurb.com. Not that they even came close to competing […]
Today, I thought we’d enjoy a family activity: carving a pumpkin for that demonic holiday I love so much that takes place on Friday. Emilie the Teen drew the design; Pretty Bride carved it; I supervised, and Maddie the Toddler ate the eyeballs. She didn’t like it and almost immediately […]
Apparently, my do-gooder neighbors decided to get up yesterday morning while I was at Saint Simons Island and do some beautification. Normally, I’d be happy about this, as our ‘hood certainly needs it. However, they covered up the graffiti from my masthead wall! Just who the hell does this woman […]
