Yesterday, my cruel spouse spent the day manning her booth at the Indie Craft Experience and left me with 3 naughty children and a torrential rain storm (a realization I made 5 minutes after we arrived at the neighborhood pool). So, during nap time for the 2 youngest, I decided […]
Dear Baby Lola (hereinafter “BL“): I’m trying not to be pissed at you. You see, for the first 2 years of your life, you were dreamy. You were the sweetest of the babies. Your smile was an infection everyone wanted to catch. You were good with new acquaintances. You were […]
Like I did in October, I traveled this weekend to a legal conference that’ll hopefully help me learn how to help military veterans, an area of law I wish to add have added to my practice this year. Besides the obvious reasons why Washington, DC is special to all Americans, […]
Being easily coaxed by the internet, we gave in and decided to let our soon-to-be-leaving-the-house senior and a friend go to NYC for her spring break last week, because we are not assholes. We flew up Wednesday night, dropped off suitcases at the condo we found on www.vrbo.com at 37th […]
Tonight after baths: Owen the 4yo: Daddy, my penis hurts. Me: Why? Owen: I put soap on it. It burns! Me: Why’d you do that? I told you to just scrub with the soap I put on your back and arms! Owen: Lola told me I needed to use soap […]
