Author: muskrat

Household

handy

No, I’m not talking about the extra something you get for going into the VIP area of a Canadian strip club; I’m talking about what I’m not.  Home improvement projects for the past 16 years that I’ve been a grown up (i.e., out of undergrad) have meant paying someone.  With […]

Travels

putting the “father” in father muskrat

My first experience officiating a wedding was full of frustration, anxiety, and chest pains.  Primarily, this was because I’d lost my iphone the preceding Thursday night around 3am at a DragonCon hotel party after partying like this and like this while dressed like this: I don’t always drink margaritas, but […]

children

a unicorn party, because she’s 7

“What would you like to do for your birthday?” we asked her a month ago. “A unicorn party!” she exclaimed. I wasn’t exactly sure what this would look like or entail. So, I figured it meant putting rainbow-colored balloons and a unicorn balloon on our mailbox. And a “pin the […]

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