Okay, remember that time I wrote about my disdain for parents who strap a chunk of plastic to their kids’ heads in the hopes that what little goodness is sloshing about between their ears will actually morph into something that gets them somewhere? Like graduate school? Or space? Or some […]
Last night, I signed the biggest check I’ve ever written… in exchange for handing over my balls. The recipient was so touched that he decided to give us a minivan in return! I’d like to think that having a DVD player that will exclusively show “Top Gun,” “Gladiator,” “Braveheart,” and […]
Last weekend, Maddie rooted through our closet and found my camera. She then began running about the house taking pictures. The first one appears to be Pretty Bride’s backside, Maddie’s finger, and a portion of our kitchen. Maddie calls it “Precursor to a Meal.” It’s available for $20. Here’s where […]
Father Muskrat: What do you want? I thought I was done listening to your shit sins. Siren: Sorry, but I’m back. And it’s your fault. FM: How’s that, my sweet hooker child? Siren: I knew I was going to get in trouble coming in here on “Casual Friday” [eyes your […]
Since my last post was construed by some as anti-canine, I’ll publish this gem from four years ago, pre-marriage, pre-blog, pre-children, etc. I had a habit of spending a few hours after work on Friday night drinking alone on my deck and talking to my dog, Winnie, while waiting on […]
