how NOT to respond to the prospect of foreign objects in your ass

Today I took our dog, Winnie, and Maddie to a vet who just opened shop a couple miles from our house.  Winnie needed to go for a shot or something, and Maddie just likes to go wherever Winnie goes. Winnie was excited to be there and get the attention all the vet techs poured on [...]

what dogs have joined together, let no man put asunder

I’ll bet I have a better “worst cacophony” story than you do.  In fact, I dare you, Internets, to come up with a better story about a horrendous noise than this one:  the sound a bitch makes while being dragged by her doggy vag. When I was about 12, our next door neighbors had a [...]

a conversation with winnie the dog

Since my last post was construed by some as anti-canine, I’ll publish this gem from four years ago, pre-marriage, pre-blog, pre-children, etc.  I had a habit of spending a few hours after work on Friday night drinking alone on my deck and talking to my dog, Winnie, while waiting on the neighbors to get ready [...]

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