I’ll bet I have a better “worst cacophony” story than you do. In fact, I dare you, Internets, to come up with a better story about a horrendous noise than this one: the sound a bitch makes while being dragged by her doggy vag.
When I was about 12, our next door neighbors had a shi-tzu [...]
Since my last post was construed by some as anti-canine, I’ll publish this gem from four years ago, pre-marriage, pre-blog, pre-children, etc. I had a habit of spending a few hours after work on Friday night drinking alone on my deck and talking to my dog, Winnie, while waiting on the neighbors to get ready [...]
