reciprocity: good for bar admissions and oral sex only

Just the other day, I received the following “direct message” via Twitter from a tweeter named Cary:
“Any particular reason you don’t follow Lisa? I know, this is weird.”
To which I replied:
“Nope. Sometimes I just don’t take the time to think about whether I’ll reciprocate or not.”
And I went back to working.
At the end of the [...]

an endorsement: public urination to show discontent

Since Congress apparently only listens to us for one big vote and then swaps pork favors for votes a few days later to give the American public its middle finger, I’m advocating a return to the era of civil disobedience.  If our coin is going to be commandeered every couple weeks and then pissed away [...]

SOX can eatadick

Sarbanes-Oxley, I’m not a fan.  Granted, I don’t practice securities or regulation law, so I don’t know much more about this piece of governmental meddling oversight other than what y’all know:  that it was created to stop corporate raping of shareholders, a la Enron and WorldCom and HealthSouth and Adelphia, and that it requires a [...]

to the prefacers and forwarders, eatadick

To the folks who start blog entries or forwarded emails with, “This is long but worth the read” or “I apologize in advance for the length of this post,” I have a simple request of you:  eat a dick.  We’re smart enough to know within half a second that a post is long.  All it [...]

a rare conglomerate

I’m excited to report the following simultaneous events going on downtown this weekend:

1) Black Gay Pride weekend:  a time for men and women of color who enjoy the companionship of their own gender and race to gather, celebrate, and, I hope, carouse.
2) Dragon*Con:  a gathering for science fiction nerds allowing them to dress up like [...]

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