When I get good and angry at someone whom I know well enough to have access to his house, I like to give him an “upper decker.” No, that doesn’t mean I take said bastard to Turner Field with a fistful of $5 tickets that damage nasal linings. It means I take a shit in [...]
I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year: May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is unlikely to be asked to [...]
Just the other day, I received the following “direct message” via Twitter from a tweeter named Cary: “Any particular reason you don’t follow Lisa? I know, this is weird.” To which I replied: “Nope. Sometimes I just don’t take the time to think about whether I’ll reciprocate or not.” And I went back to working. [...]
Since Congress apparently only listens to us for one big vote and then swaps pork favors for votes a few days later to give the American public its middle finger, I’m advocating a return to the era of civil disobedience. If our coin is going to be commandeered every couple weeks and then pissed away [...]
Sarbanes-Oxley, I’m not a fan. Granted, I don’t practice securities or regulation law, so I don’t know much more about this piece of governmental meddling oversight other than what y’all know: that it was created to stop corporate raping of shareholders, a la Enron and WorldCom and HealthSouth and Adelphia, and that it requires a [...]
