Since Congress apparently only listens to us for one big vote and then swaps pork favors for votes a few days later to give the American public its middle finger, I’m advocating a return to the era of civil disobedience. If our coin is going to be commandeered every couple weeks and then pissed away and overspent to the tune of negative one trillion dollars this year alone, then why not retaliate a little against the entity doing the stealing?
Accordingly, I’m leading by example by traveling to Washington, aiming my Johnson, and pissing all over the Internal Revenue Service. Yes, that’s really me, and yes, I really did christen the IRS building, just down the street from the Washington Monument, on a cold Sunday a couple Februarys ago. And you know what? I’m glad I did.
I helped pay for it. Might as well mark my territory.
I encourage others to do the same. Go Tyler Durden on someone’s ass. And why limit such reactions to going number one? Be strong, blog readers. Be decadent.
Where do I anticipate finding the bulk of my followers? Over there, at these funny blogs. Look for the dogs and fire hoses. Don’t forget to buy the soap.