I haven’t been this happy to see a mechanical device since I came upon that bull in Austin, TX at the Dad 2.0 Summit.
This has been the first evening in weeks that I haven’t been miserably allergic to our house. I didn’t know I had any allergies until pretty recently, actually, but I never made the time to go see a doctor about it (because all men know going to the doctor is for pussies) or to buy some over-the-counter drug for it. So, instead I was just miserable whenever I was home: sneezing, blowing my nose every 5 minutes or so, and regretting buying this place while loudly griping about how expensive everything has been.
Not any more.