So, I spent all last week getting ready for trial on Friday and doing other non-blog-related things. When Friday morning came, I struck out on I-75 North towards Rome. I took my mapquest directions, my Garmin, and left in time to meet with my client at 9 before the 9:30 […]
A female security guard was raped and is suing the location in which the incident occurred. Naturally, I’m defending the company that insures the business she’s suing. Today, I talked to her attorney about scheduling a deposition in Knoxville (incidentally, if I have any Knoxville readers who want to get […]
I found a post from Immoral Matriarch that inspired me to, like she did, list some of my favorite Muskrat moments from last year: May: Muskrat is invited to speak at a local elementary school and posts the questions the children ask in Answers to the Children’s Questions. He is […]
A short time ago, I volunteered to allow the foul, but frequently brilliant, Avitable to interview me. Here are the results: 1. Please explain the rule against perpetuities using sexual terminology. First of all, the RAP is, arguably, the most difficult concept one must grasp to pass the Multistate Bar […]
I’m approaching the urinal in the deserted restroom when Doug, the litigation associate from the 45th floor, enters. Crap. I’m the new law clerk, and everyone with the coveted “, Esq.” behind his name intimidates me. Doug walks up to the urinal beside me. I unzip. I exhale slowly. I […]
