wordless wednesdays are for pussies

Word. For some of my favorite Halloween costumes from years past, check out this post from 2008 which seems to get a lot of search engine traffic in October for “Bret Michaels costumes” and “offensive costumes.” Happy Halloween!

things i’ve written lately that weren’t in the blogosphere

To a blogging friend: “Why are so many good folks I know losing their marriages this year? I’m really sorry.” To Craigslist: “If you make words plural by using an apostrophe, please do not apply for this position.” To a colleague: “I used to spend 10 hours on a paper to get an ‘A’ instead [...]

the modern media muskrat summit

A bunch of dude bloggers came into town last weekend with a stated goal of discussing the daddysphere or some such, but everyone knows they came to Atlanta to observe how awesome I am in my natural habitat.  Not wanting to hurt one of the more fragile members of the blogosphere’s feelings, I figured I [...]

the muskrat takes manhattan

I think I love New York more for what it represents than what it is.  It’s where I went for spring break in law school.  It’s where I landed within hours of taking the bar exam.  It’s where I went AWOL while deployed to Andrews AFB, MD to get away from a jackass supervisor.  So [...]

coming to a muskrat windshield near you: “‘tard on board!”

After dinner with Avitable last night, a dinner than included our agreement that the “Clearly You’re Retarded” radio show should be resurrected–and soon–I decided to make a case for my being the first guest. I said farewell to my friends Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, Copasetic Beth, Houston’s Problem, and Darned to Heck Grant before dropping Pretty [...]

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