6 days of glorious “mo”

There is nothing pretty about this anorexic caterpillar parked on my face.  I even got the “You going for the Chester the Molester look or something?” and “Did you lose a bet?” questions today at drill weekend, which surprised me, since the prevalence of mustaches among enlisted military folk is much higher than what I see in my “normal” professional life during the rest of the month.  All I need is a cargo van.

The good news is that I have more leeway to let this growth expand in more creative ways now that I’m free of the regulations governing facial hair for servicemen until the first weekend of December.  My upper lip shall become a canvas.  I’m just not sure what art will be reflected there.

This Tuesday will be my first interaction with a client while looking like this.  I have a mediation.  I figure I’d better apologize for it before any uncomfortable questions are mentally configured and allowed to wander.

Until then, please continue to give donations here.  Our team has already amassed over $5,000.  Pretty incredible for day 6, I’d say.  If for no other reason, do it in honor of Veterans Day this week.

 

 

 

Because everything’s prettier in black and white.  Except this.

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18 Responses to “6 days of glorious “mo””

  1. Sybil Law says:

    There was this 8th grader at Gilda’s school last year who had long hair and the most glorious, cheesy, fuzzy mustache that he was clearly proud of – it made me smile every time I saw him.
    That’s what your fuzzy lip reminds me of. Hahaha :)
    Sybil Law´s last blog post ..Picturepalooza

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Sybil, Not the compliment I was looking for, but the one I expected.

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  2. Unfortunately — OK, I admit it: fortunately — I have a family portrait scheduled this month, and the mustache thing wasn’t going to fly. Yes, yes, it would have been a great conversation piece in future years (“Dude, why does your dad look like a porn-star wannabe in that picture?”), but I chose to wimp out. Sue me. Oh, wait: You sue people for a living. Please don’t sue me.

    Also: I didn’t know you were a major. I shall now call you Major Muskrat.
    Daddy Scratches´s last blog post ..HAPPY CLUSTERFUCKOWEEN!

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Daddy Scratches, Yes, the alliteration that title provides makes the label a “must use” for you from this point forward.

    And a family portrait with a ‘stache? Would’ve been epic (as the young folks say).

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  3. Chrisy says:

    Nice tie-in to Veterans Day. I like that. The gal who does my nails has a little sign (one of many) that says, “Guns don’t kill people. Men with mustaches kill people.” All you nice guys sporting mustaches this month need to think of a catchy slogan to change the stereotypes.
    Chrisy´s last blog post ..Twenty-Two Years

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Chrisy, I agree. But what if the stereotypes are true?

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  4. You scare those terrorists away wit yo bad ‘stache!
    Always Home and Uncool´s last blog post ..Burning for the ‘Burn Notice’ Babe

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Always Home Kevin, If terrorists react as do small children and family pets, they are certain to scream and run away. It’s a total win!

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  5. Yep, this stache thing isn’t going to go over well at the playground.
    Jack@TheJackB´s last blog post ..Do You Play By The Rules

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    muskrat Reply:

    @Jack, No, it will not. Guess I’ll stay away for a while.

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  6. beta dad says:

    Know what’s weird? Your stache makes you look younger. I hope mine does the same for me. So far, I just look kind of like my 8th grade shop teacher, and that’s not great.
    beta dad´s last blog post ..Leaving Home

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    muskrat Reply:

    @beta dad, Just what my clients want: a young porn star.

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    Pretty Bride Reply:

    I completely agree and was thinking the same thing: it DOES make you look younger! Young and FRISKY.

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    muskrat Reply:

    @PB, Frisky? That’s dangerous.

  7. Avitable says:

    Jesus, I feel dirty just looking at you.
    Avitable´s last blog post ..Announcing the top Christmas gift of 2012: The 12-month Avitable Wall Calendar

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    muskrat Reply:

    @avitable, Embrace the dirty feelings. They’re only natural.

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  8. Seattledad says:

    Nice work. Is it too late to throw in? I have been growing since a couple of days before Halloween for costume purposes and it is now getting impressive. I could be a late game addition.
    Seattledad´s last blog post ..Taking a Deep Breath

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    muskrat Reply:

    @SeattleDad, It’s NEVER too late! Join Doug’s team–info is on my link provided above!

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