“Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.” — Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET
I searched Texas for the famed steers and queers, and I found but one steer. So, I rode it. For a good 10+ seconds:
And then I found the queers!
If you look closely enough, you’ll see a brown ghost.
Texas, you meet expectations.