Like many Friday mornings, I woke up with fewer than 4 hours sleep from my weekly “networking” event with some of Atlanta’s finest litigators who like to go out for drinks with me.
Me at 0630: I don’t think I can safely take Emilie to school.
Pretty Bride: Well, I can take her on my way to [...]
My neighbor just emailed this to me from his iphone. I added captions. I’m concerned.
Just look at this shit someone attached to our refrigerator. Apparently, I like to wear purple and blue britches on top of each other, like Punky Brewster or a homeless person, and I hop around all day on my giant johnson. Oh, and I’m pregnant.
My bride has pink hair, is also pregnant, and appears to [...]
My in-laws gave our 3-year-old daughter an art easel for Christmas. Most every day that the temperature is above 20 degrees, she wants to go onto the patio under our deck–the area she refers to as “my yard” (since it had grass up until a few months ago)– to paint. That, or she wants to [...]
On Friday, I saw my little 1-year-old take his first steps. I. Not We. Which was nice, because I was 8 timezones away when my little girl took hers. He’s gone back to scooting now, though. It fits his personality more to scoot along the ground on one hand and his ass while looking up [...]
