Today we went to Capitol Reef National Park. Then we went to Arches National Park. In Capitol Reef we saw 11 deer. We saw a black bull next to the road. Dad moo’d at it, and it looked at us real weird. I took a picture of him. Tomorrow we […]
Author: muskrat
when DO balls taste best?
Pretty Bride is kind enough to enjoy fixing me a lunch every morning, since I’m too cheap to go out to lunch. Often, lunch is leftovers, and she’ll include instructions for preparation. Today, it was falafel. I went into our breakroom, like I do every day, and I opened my […]
the importance of staying fly
This fine establishment is close to our house. After passing it 100 times, I finally drove by with a camera in the car, pulled up, leaned out the window, and quickly took a picture before getting shot. I love it. How many stores offer clothing AND apparel? I mean–sure, one […]
Jack Kramer, Pursuer of Adulterous Points Users
I’ve noticed something. Whenever I get my monthly or semi-monthly or whatever it is email from Marriott showing my points totals and what deals they have to encourage more travel, I get a similar email from Hilton a couple hours later. I found this puzzling enough to discuss it with […]
how to tell if you suck balls
Simple. Click on the link below, wait for the video to load, and watch. If you don’t like it by the Netherlands, you suck balls! I’m all about helping people answer the important questions that plague them. Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo. Leave your […]
