Author: muskrat

Gratuitously offensive, Growing up

promotion sunday

Remember when you were a youngster and, during the summer at Sunday School, the church would decide you were actually in the grade you were scheduled to start the upcoming fall?  It was called “Promotion Sunday.”  But what happened to the kids who’d failed the previous school year?  Did God […]

Neighborhood

bitch, you ride the marta bus

Here’s some more goodness from the ATL. After seeing this, I thought I’d try it with Pretty Bride as she was entering the passenger side of the muskratmobile during a thunderstorm. Though painful, her reaction has saved me the burden of eventually getting a vasectomy. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=vQTuYo6HmiQ] —————– Enjoy mass transit […]

Law

drinking with clients v. drinking alone: too close to call?

disclaimer:  this post preceded by drinking Okay, does anyone actually ENJOY taking a client out for dinner and drinks?  Really?  I’ve met salesmen, and they’re usually fat happy men with gin blossom noses.  I guess they like their lives.  Lawyers, though, don’t so much enjoy the “client relationship building” aspect […]

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