Sarbanes-Oxley, I’m not a fan. Granted, I don’t practice securities or regulation law, so I don’t know much more about this piece of governmental meddling oversight other than what y’all know: that it was created to stop corporate raping of shareholders, a la Enron and WorldCom and HealthSouth and Adelphia, […]
I awake this morning, open the toilet lid, crack open the blinds for some moonlight, glance outside, and freeze. I realize this is a day no pee will come. Me: “Um, there are some large–possibly dead–animals lying in our driveway…” Pretty Bride (from the bedroom): “What?” Me: “Tetonka! Tetonka!” I […]
I’ve learned this week that I suck as a single dad; I hope to never have it become a permanent lifestyle. Teen was late to school every day this week. Today, she had no lunch. Yesterday, Toddler was late to preschool and also had no lunch. Today when I dropped […]
We’re at the hospital today, as the baby who was supposed to come in early November decided he didn’t want to miss most of the college football season, so he came early. He seems concerned about the Alabama v. Georgia game, and I really can’t fault him. He spoke immediately […]
Today, Pretty Bride made the mistake of leaving me alone with Toddler for several hours while she ran some errands. As she drove away, I was sitting on the front porch with my Thinkpad; Toddler had just removed her diaper and was having some bare ass time on the porch […]
