During the summer of 2000, I took an international arbitration course in Linz, Austria. As I’ve revealed before, I can have an occasional problem with stage fright at the pisser, though it tends to be less of an issue when I’m around strangers and am drinking, so one would think […]
Holy shit cow! There’s a line of hot female bloggers outside my confession booth this week! Hmm, I’ll let this young lass in the elf costume come in first. FM: Hello, Miss… Siren: I have a confession…* FM: Go ahead, girl, go ahead. Siren: There is this good looking Santa […]
I’m approaching the urinal in the deserted restroom when Doug, the litigation associate from the 45th floor, enters. Crap. I’m the new law clerk, and everyone with the coveted “, Esq.” behind his name intimidates me. Doug walks up to the urinal beside me. I unzip. I exhale slowly. I […]
I got tagged by Paper Cages to list seven random things. Seven random facts. But unless you’ve been wearing sunglasses and doing heroin the last few days, you know I don’t follow rules associated with memes I receive. I’ll instead list seven random whores and their aggressive approaches. 1) Random […]
My first customer participant in the Friday confessional is supposed to be anonymous, but, looking through this screen, it appears to be…yes…it sounds like… Bee? Bee: Back in my youth, I, like Katy Perry, kissed a girl and I liked it. What should my penance be, Father Muskrat?* FM: Wait. […]
