I spent today in Chattanooga meeting with a trucking company that has been sued a lot lately. Afterwards, I drove down towards Atlanta, pulled into a gravel parking lot just off of I-75 South, and walked inside to find about 5 tables and a grey-haired lady behind a cash register. […]
The first time I deployed in support of OIF, Americans were still fairly novel creatures to the regular “Joe Iraqi” townsfolk, as were our beardless faces, our cargo pants, and–most intriguing–our sunglasses. On one of the two trips I took “outside the wire” while there (both unauthorized), I saw firsthand […]
Father Muskrat (taking a pull from a hidden flask and muttering to himself): Who’s there? Brenda: It is I, Father. And it stinks in here, by the way. FM: Well, it is the season for merry-making, and this pious old barrister has been included on a lot of guest lists […]
My “secret Santa” draw is Kirsten at momjeansblogger.blogspot.com. Because she clearly needs new, non-mommy jeans, my first gift to her is a pair of Bad Idea Jeans. Saturday Night Live – Bad Idea Jeans Because she likes the USC Trojans, my next gift to her is a set of whistle tips […]
A short time ago, I volunteered to allow the foul, but frequently brilliant, Avitable to interview me. Here are the results: 1. Please explain the rule against perpetuities using sexual terminology. First of all, the RAP is, arguably, the most difficult concept one must grasp to pass the Multistate Bar […]
