On our family vacation of 1989, as you already know, I crapped in a hotel sauna and then watched some hapless man go inside for just long enough to run out and, presumably, vomit. Well, that wasn’t the only misplaced turd I left somewhere across the American West during August […]
Back in Fall 1993, when I was a mistreated young pledge at a social fraternity in Alabama, I got an idea. It came to me one day as ten of my goat brothers were putting out silverware on little white folded napkins next to beige plates on long wooden tables […]
Apparently, some brilliant shyster filed a civil rights petition in federal court with such inconsequential words as “plaintiff” and “United States” misspelled. The Philadelphia judge, who was described as being “irate,” cut the legal fees by over $150,000. You might call this story “pathetic” or “disappointing,” but I call it […]
I grew up with a kid named Glenn who, a little over a year ago, was transferred from Atlanta to Baltimore. Being a good Southern boy, Glenn has pretty much hated living in Baltimore, as it’s cold, and he lives near a bunch of heroin addicts, despite a > $10,000/yr […]
From the bathroom: Yeah! Mommy went potty! I so proud of you. From the den: Not now, Mommy! I busy! I working! From the bathtub: I not a baby! I a lil’ girl. And tough! From the toddler bed: Daddy, Did you see what your daughter did?
