Tag: shit i couldn’t make up if i tried

Baby

restricting the g’s on my man junk

On the way home from church today, this came from the back seat: Maddie:  Daddy, I want pancakes. Me:  Okay, we’ll have pancakes. Maddie:  And, then, let’s go to outer space for lunch! Me:  That sounds wonderful.  Do you have a helmet? Maddie:  I do.  And, a space suit. Me:  […]

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