scenes from a sexual harassment deposition

Today, a client was deposed in a sexual harassment case.  The defense attorney is named Ray.  Ray is a good bit older than I am. Here are some excerpts from the exchanges: Ray:  Look – I am neutral here.  My job is only to find out the facts about what you say happened – good, [...]

lawsuits: nothing to LOL about

Until today, I thought “Legally Blonde” was a comedy, not a film designed for inspiration.  But a new client came into my office with the above hand-made photo album to be used as evidence in her trial. “BOA” is an acronym she used to identify her employer. “OMG” is an acronym she used to identify [...]

social media is for losing friends and offending people

So I get a “friend” request from some woman named Brooke Beamer on Facebook.  I click “ignore.” A week later (this evening), she requests my friendship again, but she adds this note: I’m not sure if this is the Mack I’m looking for. I’m looking for a friend from Camp Winnataska who has a sister [...]

restricting the g’s on my man junk

On the way home from church today, this came from the back seat: Maddie:  Daddy, I want pancakes. Me:  Okay, we’ll have pancakes. Maddie:  And, then, let’s go to outer space for lunch! Me:  That sounds wonderful.  Do you have a helmet? Maddie:  I do.  And, a space suit. Me:  What’s your space suit for? [...]

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