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pea green with envy
Today as I walked up to the printer to get my mapquest directions to tomorrow’s deposition, I saw a letter sent to opposing counsel referencing a plaintiff named Janet Jackson. I stopped what I was doing and loudly asked, “Who has a case with Janet Jackson?!” My next door neighbor, […]
fire in the sky
This was the view from our deck shortly after the Atlanta Braves baseball game ended the other night. I won’t tell you what those green bastards did to my small intestines. ———– Despise anal probes from foreign galaxies? Laugh it off here.
beverages that complement marijuana
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6/27/08: a day that will live in muskrat infamy
A reader who’s a member of the Air National Guard sent me the following story from Fox News online, along with a suggested course of action: Run Muskrat Run! Frantic Sandbagging Effort to Save Missouri Town After Muskrat Brings Down Levee Let me first say that I am very sorry […]
