A reader who’s a member of the Air National Guard sent me the following story from Fox News online, along with a suggested course of action: Run Muskrat Run!
Frantic Sandbagging Effort to Save Missouri Town After Muskrat Brings Down Levee
Let me first say that I am very sorry for the trouble this incident has caused the good citizens of Winfield, Missouri and the Missouri National Guard. And let me also say that I was in a deposition yesterday and then a meeting. I was nowhere near MO! I have witnesses who can vouch for my whereabouts. Please do not send the National Guard after me. I know what happened to the four in Ohio. I’m just a good ol’ muskrat. Never meaning no harm.
To find the guilty party, look here.