Part of being in denial about my getting older has always been an inability to accept that people I know, especially people who seem to be about my age, will die. I just found out that one of the funniest bloggers I’ve enjoyed reading over the course of the past […]
I’ll bet I have a better “worst cacophony” story than you do. In fact, I dare you, Internets, to come up with a better story about a horrendous noise than this one: the sound a bitch makes while being dragged by her doggy vag. When I was about 12, our […]
When I get good and angry at someone whom I know well enough to have access to his house, I like to give him an “upper decker.” No, that doesn’t mean I take said bastard to Turner Field with a fistful of $5 tickets that damage nasal linings. It means […]
I forgot I had this picture lying around. It’s over a year old, but I thought of it after reading Metro Dad’s plan for creating charitable onesies and shirts.
This arrived in an email from Sci-Fi Dad. I think I’m going to put him in charge of all my new firm’s advertising.
