03.03somebody puts baby in the corner
I forgot I had this picture lying around. It’s over a year old, but I thought of it after reading Metro Dad’s plan for creating charitable onesies and shirts.
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That is your face all over that kid. You couldn’t deny her if you wanted to.
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March 4th, 2009 at 12:13 AM
Awwww…And if they do put you in a corner,come to aunty Kips for a cuddle.
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March 4th, 2009 at 12:27 AM
bring this out when she’s 21, she’ll love you for it
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March 4th, 2009 at 5:57 AM
All she needs is a marker for some graffiti.
prefers her fantasy life’s last blog post..Thank You Mr. Liberal Unitarian English Teacher of My Tenth Grader
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March 4th, 2009 at 8:05 AM
Ah yes, “time out” before it was couture…
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March 5th, 2009 at 7:30 AM
It looks like she’s ready to whip a rock at whoever did it too!
Great pic.
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March 6th, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Nice!
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March 7th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Countessa, I’ve tried for years to deny her, but, you’re right. It don’t work.
Kipstreg, I’m not sure if she’ll go to “Aunt Kip’s” until I run a background search.
SSG, Gladly!
PrefersFantasyLife, I agree, but my dadgummed neighbors would just paint right over it the next day like the do the gang signs.
Harlin, Something like that.
Jeff, I’m not sure what’s up with the rock. She outgrew that phase, thankfully.
Diesel, Thanks!
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March 9th, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Fucking awesome! Now that I fully realize that we share the same sick sense of humor, I hate to say it but the only thing that could make this picture better is if you taught your daughter “the finger.” How great would that be?
Of course, I empathize with the fact that there is some sort of moral dilemma involved here. You don’t want to be the bad parent who taught his adorable daughter the dirty bird and watched her flick it all over town. That would be a tough one to live down.
But man, think of the fucking comedy!
It’s almost worth it, isn’t it? I think it’s internet gold, brother.
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March 9th, 2009 at 9:57 PM
WHERE or where did you purchase that?? Or is it photoshopped?
Nothing beats a good ’80s movie reference on a onesie.
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March 21st, 2010 at 9:37 PM
@steph, It was a gift, actually…not sure where she got it!
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March 10th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
A beautiful child. May she stay forever young. Count Sneaky
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March 10th, 2009 at 6:20 PM
You won’t put a helmet on your kid but you dress her up in this? That is precisely what I love about this blog.
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March 10th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Even better than this would be a onesie/teeshirt with that printed on BACK and then a child wearing it during traditional nose-in-corner stance.
I’d buy one of those for every baby I ever know henceforward.
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September 15th, 2009 at 11:15 PM