disclaimer: this post preceded by drinking Okay, does anyone actually ENJOY taking a client out for dinner and drinks? Really? I’ve met salesmen, and they’re usually fat happy men with gin blossom noses. I guess they like their lives. Lawyers, though, don’t so much enjoy the “client relationship building” aspect […]
Eric mans our copy room at work and gripes about the bad coffee we serve. So, he has started bringing his own beans and a grinder. He makes his “good” batch and puts a small yellow sticky note on the glass container holding his special blend, so that those of […]
I just realized that I’ve been walking around my office all day with brownie crumbs stuck to my ass. No wonder there’s been snickering. Pretty Bride included a brownie with the lunch she packed me, and apparently I let some crumbs fall into my chair while eating it at my […]
Today as I walked up to the printer to get my mapquest directions to tomorrow’s deposition, I saw a letter sent to opposing counsel referencing a plaintiff named Janet Jackson. I stopped what I was doing and loudly asked, “Who has a case with Janet Jackson?!” My next door neighbor, […]
A reader who’s a member of the Air National Guard sent me the following story from Fox News online, along with a suggested course of action: Run Muskrat Run! Frantic Sandbagging Effort to Save Missouri Town After Muskrat Brings Down Levee Let me first say that I am very sorry […]
