Maddie the Toddler turned 3 last weekend, so we decided to throw a “Three-esta” and invite all our neighbors with children (and a few without) for fun with quesadillas, a pinata, Fanta, and tequila. I even told everyone they could park in the front yard and wear wife-beater tank tops. […]
I’m pretty sure I might have hemorrhoids. I’ve been pretty sure for years, but there’s only irritation when I’ve been traveling and mess up my eating/sleeping/bathroom routines, like visiting multiple houses for Christmas can do. But I’m worried about it today, because I’m back at work, where the paper is […]
Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!
Remember that post about a 5th grade field trip to Huntsville, Alabama? Here are some of the searches that are, as a result of that post, leading here: “dad boner” — There is a cause and effect relationship here, you know. “why does my boner go up” — Because you […]