I’m pretty sure I might have hemorrhoids. I’ve been pretty sure for years, but there’s only irritation when I’ve been traveling and mess up my eating/sleeping/bathroom routines, like visiting multiple houses for Christmas can do. But I’m worried about it today, because I’m back at work, where the paper is one step above corncobs in [...]
Merry Christmas from Father Muskrat!
Remember that post about a 5th grade field trip to Huntsville, Alabama? Here are some of the searches that are, as a result of that post, leading here: “dad boner” — There is a cause and effect relationship here, you know. “why does my boner go up” — Because you told it to, Drill Sergeant! [...]
Halloween 2007: I’m stuck in Iraq but dress like Bret Michaels from Poison, since he’d just performed for us a few weeks prior. I win “sexiest costume.” Damn right I deserved it. Halloween 2006: My brother and I are Madonna with her recently adopted boy from Africa, David, and a barb-pierced Steve Irwin. Several people [...]
Since Congress apparently only listens to us for one big vote and then swaps pork favors for votes a few days later to give the American public its middle finger, I’m advocating a return to the era of civil disobedience. If our coin is going to be commandeered every couple weeks and then pissed away [...]
