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Remember that post about a 5th grade field trip to Huntsville, Alabama?  Here are some of the searches that are, as a result of that post, leading here:

“dad boner” — There is a cause and effect relationship here, you know.

“why does my boner go up” — Because you told it to, Drill Sergeant!

“briefs boner” — Easier to mask than the “boxers boner.”

“soldier and boner” — Like an officer and gentleman, only better.

“school boner” — More permissible than its eventual manifestation, “work boner.”

“young boner” — Much more prevalent than its ancestor, the “old boner.”

“first boner” — Funny til you get coated in piss from one of these things.

“harry potter boner” — Ask Ginny Weasley, you sick, sick pervert.

“boner” — Kind of anti-climatic now, isn’t it?

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All this filthy talk has got me craving some of the clean humor found on these funny blogs!

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9 Comments

  1. Most of my searches lately have been some variation on “I hate the Florida Gators” but my favorite for the day: “a little shit, very pleased with himself and using smack”

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  2. prosecutor posts previous paragraphs pertaining to priaprisum.

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  3. I. am. Crying. Awesomeness.

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  4. Those are some hilarious search phrases. lol

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  5. I thought I’d never say this about a huge boner post on a Monday night, but thanks, I really needed that.

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  6. My favorite search engine hit was “potted meat in saudi arabia”.

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  7. Where’s the rat boner? And the musky boner? What’s wrong with people these days that no one is interested in a musky boner, I ask you?

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  8. in my world.. it has another meaning.

    boner: nickname for one who plays the trombone.

    you may see such buttons at band festivals as:

    ‘kiss me, i’m a boner’
    ‘boners do it better’
    ‘proud boner’

    i purchased a ’support the arts, kiss a boner’ button myself the year i played trombone.. oh yeah, baby.

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  9. you get all the best searches! here I am stuck with searches for “albino pussy”.

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