Author: muskrat
how y’all are getting here
Just a few of the google searches that have taken readers to MUSKRAT: ricky bobby quotes packs of stray dogs: someone loves Talladega Nights, too! laurel, md white where to live: someone is moving to MD and is racist! muskrat turd: someone is in an elementary school science class (or […]
a gift that’ll keep on givin’
My brother flew in from St. Louis last night and delivered the above card and wooden figurine depicting a young boy taking a crap. I’m planning to take it with me to work, so that every morning, I can carry it into the latrine with me and ward off the […]
hells yeah, i’m an offender
I got recognized this weekend by a blogger with an eye for the offensive. And you thought muskrats couldn’t tear up. WRONG.
email exchange with mrs. darwin
CONGRATULATIONS!!!YOUR EMAIL HAVE WON. Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:36 PM From: “OXFAM GB – UK” <info@OXFAM.com> To: undisclosed-recipients ———————————– OXFAM GB – UK 274, Banbury Road, Oxford OX2 7DZ Dear sir/madam This is to notify you that you have been officially chosen by the Board of […]
