Just a few of the google searches that have taken readers to MUSKRAT:

ricky bobby quotes packs of stray dogs:  someone loves Talladega Nights, too!
laurel, md white where to live:  someone is moving to MD and is racist!
muskrat turd:  someone is in an elementary school science class (or needs to call an exterminator)!
hold my balls:  someone is lonely and has come to the wrong website for help!
mmh insurance (several hundred of these searches):  someone is being courted by the Nigerians!