Since Brent asked me to post 5 humorous blogging tips a while back, I’ve chosen to finally do so today, since he’s taking a break for a bit. Okay, he didn’t really ask me to submit these ideas. I asked him if I could, and he made fun of my […]
Author: muskrat
the real caption: “remember as you train: the battle is the payoff!”
The Nemesing One had the funniest (in my estimation) caption: “Hee hee. That English chic will never know it was me that gave her VD.” Thanks for your participation! Since The Toddler is away with her grandparents, this avatar’s buttface will have to wait another couple days. There were several […]
to the toilet talkers, quit wasting your time
Apparently, I wear memorable shoes, because my male colleagues seem to have no trouble knowing that I’m in the bathroom stall when they walk in to use the facilities. For some reason, they feel the need to show off their recognizing my shoes, and they try to strike up conversations […]
don’t call me “mac the baptist”
We’re having a boy in a few months, and I’m a little tired of hearing that I’ll be “baptized” soon. Apparently, this means that when I remove Future Baby’s diaper, the cool air will encourage him to piss all over me. Thus, the “baptism.” What a crap euphemism. It’s usually […]
spare the rod? not so much.
Pretty Bride and I were talking about punishment recently and how I thought “time out” was for pussies. She says The Literature says that spanking is not really the best way to teach children right from wrong. This got me to thinking about my childhood and the many, many whippings […]
