Tomorrow morning, I’m telling the head of our firm that I’m leaving. I skipped work yesterday to meet with two bankers, a corporate attorney (since I don’t remember the difference in an LLC and a PC), and a graphic design/web designer. Oh yeah, and I had an optometry appointment (while […]
So, I spent all last week getting ready for trial on Friday and doing other non-blog-related things. When Friday morning came, I struck out on I-75 North towards Rome. I took my mapquest directions, my Garmin, and left in time to meet with my client at 9 before the 9:30 […]
1- Filling out my bar fitness applications was a giant pain in the backside, as applicants are supposed to disclose all speeding tickets, arrests, times incarcerated, etc. At the time, I’d had over 10 tickets and 4 arrests that I had to describe in detail. 2- I “conveniently forgot” to […]
A female security guard was raped and is suing the location in which the incident occurred. Naturally, I’m defending the company that insures the business she’s suing. Today, I talked to her attorney about scheduling a deposition in Knoxville (incidentally, if I have any Knoxville readers who want to get […]
Father Muskrat: Oh my. I’ve seen posters hanging at the post office depicting more innocent-looking people than you appear today. What’s up? Countessa: Well…see…it’s been a few years, but I sorta committed adultery, I think. FM: What? Like being “sorta ” gay? Or “sorta” pregnant? Or “sorta” Republican? Countessa: Funny […]
