A bunch of dude bloggers came into town last weekend with a stated goal of discussing the daddysphere or some such, but everyone knows they came to Atlanta to observe how awesome I am in my natural habitat. Not wanting to hurt one of the more fragile members of the […]
Here are some snippets from actual emails I’ve sent to opposing attorneys in the past week: All my client wants to do is see the doctor to whom your client agreed to send him, but your client won’t let him. Is this really worth going to court over? It’s been […]
For the past several days, every time one of us opens the door leading to the basement, a little brown mouse scurries down from the top step, cuts right into the bathroom, and then disappears under the door into the garage. I usually chase him with whatever’s in my hand […]
Actual emails from the past 10 minutes (I didn’t bother correcting typos and errors): Me: We had a couple showings the past couple weekends. Any feedback? My Realtor: Hi, I spoke to Debbie already and she let me know your place was too small for her clients. They make independent […]
Maddie: Why did you say “shit,” Daddy? Me: I didn’t…I said “shoot.” Maddie: Shit! Me: Shoot! It was shoot! We don’t say the other word. Maddie: Then why did you say shoot? Me: Because I parked in the wrong place…somewhere I wasn’t supposed to park. Maddie: Daddy can’t park! Me: […]
