We made an offer on a house Friday afternoon after seeing it that morning at 9am. It was the first home we’ve looked at in person. We don’t even have a buyer’s agent yet; we just went inside with a friend who’s a realtor the day after the house popped […]
I should probably stop publishing excerpts from the same case’s depositions, but they are so superior to the usual “I got hurt doing ____ and now the doctor says I have to _____ ” cases I typically handle that I really can’t stop. And I don’t think y’all want me […]
After my client finished getting deposed, Ray decided to depose my client’s colleague, Marta, the Cuban lady who was also harassed at work. Here are a few snippets: Marta: He would tell Tawanna that she was “doodoo brown” and that he liked light skin. Ray: Doodle brown? Marta: No, DOO […]
Today, a client was deposed in a sexual harassment case. The defense attorney is named Ray. Ray is a good bit older than I am. Here are some excerpts from the exchanges: Ray: Look – I am neutral here. My job is only to find out the facts about what […]
The news of your unexpected conception produced cries of “What the hell are we going to do now?” During Star Trek a year ago, you created contractions. Despite learning you weren’t as far along as we thought, we refused to return home, and your mom and I paced the wooden […]
