Tonight after baths: Owen the 4yo: Daddy, my penis hurts. Me: Why? Owen: I put soap on it. It burns! Me: Why’d you do that? I told you to just scrub with the soap I put on your back and arms! Owen: Lola told me I needed to use soap […]
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four!
Dear Owen, Your birthday was a few days ago, and sometimes I like to write you little letters on your birthdays to talk about…my feelings and stuff. I’m going to be honest. You were a pain in the ass for most of your 3rd year. Take the above photo for […]
a lesson
The last couple of mornings, Owen the 2-year-old has taken to crying and latching onto my leg when I pick up my briefcase and open the door leading to the garage. Today, we had this conversation: Me: I have to go to work…let go! Owen: No, Dad-dy, no! Me: Quit […]
you’re 2! or, you were 2. like, 2 days ago.
I have it on good authority that dad blogs are supposed to contain letters to children on their birthdays. So, a few days after the fact, here’s a letter to the lone stemmed fruit of my loins: Dear Owen, I remember the day you were born. I was convinced there […]
