When I get good and angry at someone whom I know well enough to have access to his house, I like to give him an “upper decker.” No, that doesn’t mean I take said bastard to Turner Field with a fistful of $5 tickets that damage nasal linings. It means I take a shit in [...]
At 6:50 this morning, I was in Musktopia. I was frolicking on lake shores, eating shell crackers and kicking some beaver ass. A previously unnoticed beaver rose from his dam with warpaint on his face and a bow in his hand. His battle cry of “Ahgopotty Ahgopotty Ahgopotty!” was my only warning. An arrow came [...]
Today we went to Capitol Reef National Park. Then we went to Arches National Park. In Capitol Reef we saw 11 deer. We saw a black bull next to the road. Dad moo’d at it, and it looked at us real weird. I took a picture of him. Tomorrow we will go to Colorado. We [...]
I just realized that I’ve been walking around my office all day with brownie crumbs stuck to my ass. No wonder there’s been snickering. Pretty Bride included a brownie with the lunch she packed me, and apparently I let some crumbs fall into my chair while eating it at my desk. Then I shifted in [...]
