A short time ago, I volunteered to allow the foul, but frequently brilliant, Avitable to interview me. Here are the results: 1. Please explain the rule against perpetuities using sexual terminology. First of all, the RAP is, arguably, the most difficult concept one must grasp to pass the Multistate Bar Exam. The California Supreme Court [...]
As I’ve written about before, we’re too cheap to buy a booster seat for Toddler, so she sits on phonebooks in a grownup chair when we gather around the table to break bread every evening. Today, I noticed she’d shed her drawers for some reason and was sitting bare ass. No big surprise there. However, [...]
I just realized that I’ve been walking around my office all day with brownie crumbs stuck to my ass. No wonder there’s been snickering. Pretty Bride included a brownie with the lunch she packed me, and apparently I let some crumbs fall into my chair while eating it at my desk. Then I shifted in [...]
